Jesus was very worried about the raising rate of drug consumption in the world so he sends some of his 12 disciples to gather a few of the most known drugs.
Two days pass by and the disciples start coming back. Jesus was waiting at the gate of Heavens.
1) Knock Knock? Who's there asks Jesus. I'm Paul, I have brought some hashis from Maroc. Jesus says: good job!!
2) Knock Knock? Who's there asks Jesus. I'm Luca. I have brought marijuana from Mexico. Jesus says: good job!!
3) Knock Knock? Who's there asks Jesus. I'm Matthew. I have brought cocaine from Bolivia. Jesus says: good job!!
4) Knock Knock? Who's there asks Jesus. I'm John. I have brought heroine from Brazil. Jesus says: good job!!
5) Knock Knock? Who's there asks Jesus. I'm Andrew. I have brought some LDS from Holland. Jesus says: good job!!
6) Knock Knock? Who's there asks Jesus. I'm Juda. And I have brought the FBI. Everybody hands in the air and against the wall with your legs spread!!!