Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
A: Open the door and put it in
Q: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A: Open the door, take out the elephant, and put it in
Q: The king of the jungle calls a meeting. Which animal doesn't show up?
A: The giraffe. He's stuck in the refrigerator
Q: You are in the jungle and come to a river. A sign says, "Caution: river infested with man-eating alligators." There is no bridge and you have no boat. What is the safest and quickest way to cross?
A: Swim across. All the alligators are at the meeting
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