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Rude bus driver
Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 5:16 pm
by RickD
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Re: Rude bus driver
Posted: Mon May 21, 2012 5:20 pm
by RickD
Don't like that one? How about this:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."
Re: Rude bus driver
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 5:07 pm
by Alpha~Omega
Poor lady rofl
Re: Rude bus driver
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:13 am
by PaulSacramento
Excellent work Sir ! *golf clap*