Evidence for God from Science

Cheese jokes, I like them. I've told them to most other victims I'm aquatinted with recently, so now it's your turn.

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
All the was left was de brie

What cheese do you use to coax a bear from a cave?
Camembert

What does cheese say when it look in the mirror?
Haloumi

Someone hit me with a piece of cheese in the pub last night
I said "that's mature!"

How do you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly

And to keep in line with the forum focus I should mention Swiss cheese as it's the holiest of the cheeses.

Sorry, I'll stop now.

You're punny!

I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.

Where does a cheese billionaire live?

Roquefort

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Gouda you give me your telephone number? (say it with a Hindi accent.)

RickD wrote:I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.

Lol Rick, it's not as funny when explained but here you go:

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam

Edam = Made backwards

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
All the was left was de brie

de brie sounds like debris

What cheese do you use to coax a bear from a cave?
Camembert

Camembert sounds like Come on bear

What does cheese say when it look in the mirror?
Haloumi

Haloumi sounds like Hello Me

Someone hit me with a piece of cheese in the pub last night
I said "that's mature!"

Like wine, cheese matures.

How do you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly

Carefully.

Swiss cheese as it's the holiest of the cheeses.

Holiest as in full of holes.

Byblos, I said:

I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.

RickD wrote:Byblos, I said:

I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.

Thank you so much for not making me look so gooda.

I'm too sober to think this is clever, I'm going to need morbier

La Volpe wrote:I'm too sober to think this is clever, I'm going to need morbier

More beer. Haha
But, shouldn't one should drink wine with cheese?