Satan and the Old man

[1stjohn0666]

There was a church full of people, and in through the front door came the Devil. The entire congregation got up and left, except one weary old man. The Devil walked up to the old man in the front row and asked him "why didn't you leave with the rest of them" The old man gave it his all to stand with his aching knees wobbling and stood to face the Devil eye to eye. The old man answered the Devil and said "because I am not afraid of you" the whole of the old mans sentence was thumped syllable by syllable on the Devils chest. The Devil then asked "why are you not afraid old man" and the old man put his hands on his hips and proudly put up his chin, and said "because I have been married to your sister for 65 years"