[Theist asks Pacifist a question.]
"Pacifist, do you believe in God?" asks the Theist.
"Do you believe in God?" replies the Pacifist.
"Yes." answers the Theist.
"I do too!" says the Pacifist.
[Atheist asks Pacifist a question.]
"Pacifist, do you believe in God?" asks the Atheist.
"Do you believe in God?" replies the Pacifist.
"No." answers the Atheist.
"I do too!" says the Pacifist.
[The Atheist calls the same Theist who asked Pacifist the same question. The Atheist and Theist agree to ask the Pacifist in an attempt to know what the Pacifist really believes.]
"Pacifist, do you believe in God?" both the Atheist and Theist ask.
"Do you believe in God?" the Pacifist replies.
"No." the Atheist answers. "Yes." the Theist answers.
"I do too!" says the Pacifist.
"How can that be? You contradict yourself." both the Atheist and Theist say.
"No, I don't contradict myself. I am who I am - a Pacifist. You have your black and whites, I have a rainbow."
Since the Theist was a Christian, he laughed aloud.
~Grey
