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joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:49 am
by 1over137
Q: What happens when you mix Snow White with Cinderella?
A: Me picking spilled peas in the freezer.
(It really happened to me yesterday)
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:54 am
by RickD
1over137 wrote:Q: What happens when you mix Snow White with Cinderella?
A: Me picking spilled peas in the freezer.
(It really happened to me yesterday)
Oh wait, I don't get it.
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:57 am
by 1over137
You really did not get it?
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:58 am
by RickD
No. I really didn't get it.
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:02 am
by 1over137
Cinderella was picking peas and lentils or what from the ground and putting separately in bowls. Pigeons came to help her.
Snow White has to do with snow, ergo freezer?
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:07 am
by RickD
Ay caramba!
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:10 am
by RickD
Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?
A: Some Day My Prints Will come!
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:19 am
by RickD
Q: Why is Snow White always getting mad at the seven dwarfs?
A: Because of the way they always greet her, "Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho."
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:24 am
by 1over137
Caramba.
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:54 am
by Silvertusk
In a recent survey they found that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:12 pm
by RickD
Silvertusk wrote:In a recent survey they found that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
A recent study also showed 6 out of 7 Brits improperly spelled dwarfs as dwarves.
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:35 pm
by Silvertusk
RickD wrote:Silvertusk wrote:In a recent survey they found that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
A recent study also showed 6 out of 7 Brits improperly spelled dwarfs as dwarves.
Actually it is your American spelling that is wrong. Remember - English started in England.
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:58 pm
by RickD
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:30 am
by Silvertusk
So....the proper spelling is dwarves. Anyway stop being so pedantic - just laugh at the joke and be on your way.
Re: joke by me
Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:50 am
by RickD
Silvertusk crankypants wrote:
So....the proper spelling is dwarves. Anyway stop being so pedantic - just laugh at the joke and be on your way.
Silver, part of the joke on my part was teasing you. If you play along, it's much more fun.
Coming soon to Great Britain: Papa Smurf, Smurfette, and the rest of the SMURVES!
