I saw this one and had a good laugh thought of sending a bottle to Rick for Christmas!
(In no way is it meant to offend anyone - if if does - I'll delete it pronto)
New Fragrance for Calvinist Men
Its only humor that real klowns love !!!
LLU --> Let's Lighten up
The new Arminian fragrance will be released as well too - you may buy it for free or you may not
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A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... released
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A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... released
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
I also heard there's a new Free Grace cologne. You only have to put it on once, and it will never lose its fragrance.
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Or the new catholic one simply called "Purgatory" which smells awful when you first put it on but then smells sweeter after some time has passed.
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Or, the new Welsh cologne for men. Its smell attracts sheep.
Baaaaaaaaa!
Wales, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared!
Baaaaaaaaa!
Wales, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared!
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Eau de Ovine?
That Lamb-I-Am, I sure do like that Lamb-I-Am ..."
That Lamb-I-Am, I sure do like that Lamb-I-Am ..."
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To show us the reason to live."
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Why should I fret?
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Who ain't through with me yet" - 2nd Chapter of Acts
So I'll stand // With arms high and heart abandoned
In awe of the One Who gave it all - The Stand, Hillsong United
"To a world that was lost, He gave all He could give.
To show us the reason to live."
"We Are the Reason" by David Meece
"So why should I worry?
Why should I fret?
'Cause I've got a Mansion Builder
Who ain't through with me yet" - 2nd Chapter of Acts
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
"Ding-dong" ... "Watchtower calling."RickD wrote:Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen.
If it's the Amway cologne do you have to let them "Show the plan" before you can buy it? At least the acronym LOC still works (Liquid Organic Cleaner becomes Liquid Organic Cologne).
Soapy Pete's Box
So I'll stand // With arms high and heart abandoned
In awe of the One Who gave it all - The Stand, Hillsong United
"To a world that was lost, He gave all He could give.
To show us the reason to live."
"We Are the Reason" by David Meece
"So why should I worry?
Why should I fret?
'Cause I've got a Mansion Builder
Who ain't through with me yet" - 2nd Chapter of Acts
So I'll stand // With arms high and heart abandoned
In awe of the One Who gave it all - The Stand, Hillsong United
"To a world that was lost, He gave all He could give.
To show us the reason to live."
"We Are the Reason" by David Meece
"So why should I worry?
Why should I fret?
'Cause I've got a Mansion Builder
Who ain't through with me yet" - 2nd Chapter of Acts
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
When I was younger, I had a close relative who sold Amway products. She became so annoying with it, that family members were avoiding her like the plague.PeteSinCA wrote:"Ding-dong" ... "Watchtower calling."RickD wrote:Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen.
If it's the Amway cologne do you have to let them "Show the plan" before you can buy it? At least the acronym LOC still works (Liquid Organic Cleaner becomes Liquid Organic Cologne).
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony