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A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... released
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 3:42 pm
by B. W.
I saw this one and had a good laugh thought of sending a bottle to Rick for Christmas!
(In no way is it meant to offend anyone - if if does - I'll delete it pronto)
New Fragrance for Calvinist Men
Its only humor that real klowns love !!!
LLU --> Let's Lighten up
The new Arminian fragrance will be released as well too - you may buy it for free or you may not
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Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 4:56 pm
by RickD
I also heard there's a new Free Grace cologne. You only have to put it on once, and it will never lose its fragrance.
Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:21 pm
by RickD
Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen.
Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:36 pm
by Silvertusk
Or the new catholic one simply called "Purgatory" which smells awful when you first put it on but then smells sweeter after some time has passed.
Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 5:17 am
by RickD
Or, the new Welsh cologne for men. Its smell attracts sheep.
Baaaaaaaaa!
Wales, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared!
Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:36 am
by PeteSinCA
Eau de Ovine?
That Lamb-I-Am, I sure do like that Lamb-I-Am ..."
Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:40 am
by PeteSinCA
RickD wrote:Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen.
"Ding-dong" ... "Watchtower calling."
If it's the Amway cologne do you have to let them "Show the plan" before you can buy it? At least the acronym
LOC still works (
Liquid Organic Cleaner becomes
Liquid Organic Cologne).
Re: A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... release
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 7:04 am
by RickD
PeteSinCA wrote:RickD wrote:Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen.
"Ding-dong" ... "Watchtower calling."
If it's the Amway cologne do you have to let them "Show the plan" before you can buy it? At least the acronym
LOC still works (
Liquid Organic Cleaner becomes
Liquid Organic Cologne).
When I was younger, I had a close relative who sold Amway products. She became so annoying with it, that family members were avoiding her like the plague.
