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I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:23 pm
by RickD
I just went to order something online, and I couldn't find my wallet. It was in my pants pocket, which just went through a wash in the washing machine. I feel so guilty! Should I turn myself in to the police for money laundering? y#-o 8-}2

There's my moron moment for today! :lol:

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:17 pm
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
So...you cleaned yourself out...???

FL 8-}2

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:20 pm
by RickD
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:So...you cleaned yourself out...???

FL 8-}2
No, that was yesterday when I did a colon cleanse.

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:52 pm
by Philip
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:So...you cleaned yourself out...???

FL 8-}2


No, that was yesterday when I did a colon cleanse.
That's nothing - just wait until you experience the "prep" for your first "Up Periscope" exam! It's the ultimate quick weight loss method! :shock:

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:55 am
by RickD
:shock: :redcard: :xxpuke:

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:21 am
by WannaLearn
Me too :(

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:57 am
by RickD
Kurieuo wrote:Hi WL,

I notice your favourite book is "Heaven is Real".

Just wondering what is this book about? Are you able to point me to it?

Cheers.
:shijacked: :offtopic: y[-(

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:22 am
by Kurieuo
Thought this was the intro thread. y(:|

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:24 pm
by 1over137
RickD wrote:
Kurieuo wrote:Hi WL,

I notice your favourite book is "Heaven is Real".

Just wondering what is this book about? Are you able to point me to it?

Cheers.
:shijacked: :offtopic: y[-(
So back to the topic. Several times it happened that I washed 1 euro coin. :oops:

Rick, have you washed paper dollars? Are they still in good shape?

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:16 am
by RickD
1over137 wrote:
RickD wrote:
Kurieuo wrote:Hi WL,

I notice your favourite book is "Heaven is Real".

Just wondering what is this book about? Are you able to point me to it?

Cheers.
:shijacked: :offtopic: y[-(
So back to the topic. Several times it happened that I washed 1 euro coin. :oops:

Rick, have you washed paper dollars? Are they still in good shape?
Yes, paper dollars. And they're still in good enough shape to be used in a Pepsi machine. My wallet looks a little "bleached" though, and I didn't even use bleach. :lol:

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:58 am
by Kurieuo
I like how nice and shiny coins seem to get after being washed.

You can also bite them knowing they haven't dropped in a toilet or something worse. Err... not that I bite them. y:-?

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:19 am
by RickD
Kurieuo wrote:I like how nice and shiny coins seem to get after being washed.

You can also bite them knowing they haven't dropped in a toilet or something worse. Err... not that I bite them. y:-?
Is this strange coin biting fetish an Australian pastime? Or, are you weird even compared to all the other english prisoners in your land? y:-?

I wonder if your fellow compatriot Danieltwotwenty is a coin biter too. y:-/

And speaking of toilets, on another note, my dog has discovered how to lap water out of the toilet. And it tickles when I'm reading the newspaper.

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:25 am
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
How is it that Kurieuo and Dan220 have internet access? Prisonners here do not have internet access.

FL y:-/

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:58 pm
by RickD
I had to sneak my iPhone into the asylum.

Re: I'm guilty of money laundering

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:24 pm
by 1over137
Kurieuo wrote:I like how nice and shiny coins seem to get after being washed.
I like this too. :)