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I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:23 pm
by RickD
I just went to order something online, and I couldn't find my wallet. It was in my pants pocket, which just went through a wash in the washing machine. I feel so guilty! Should I turn myself in to the police for money laundering?
There's my moron moment for today!
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:17 pm
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
So...you cleaned yourself out...???
FL
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 5:20 pm
by RickD
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:So...you cleaned yourself out...???
FL
No, that was yesterday when I did a colon cleanse.
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 7:52 pm
by Philip
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:So...you cleaned yourself out...???
FL
No, that was yesterday when I did a colon cleanse.
That's nothing - just wait until you experience the "prep" for your first "Up Periscope" exam! It's the ultimate quick weight loss method!
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 3:55 am
by RickD
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:21 am
by WannaLearn
Me too
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 5:57 am
by RickD
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:22 am
by Kurieuo
Thought this was the intro thread.
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:24 pm
by 1over137
So back to the topic. Several times it happened that I washed 1 euro coin.
Rick, have you washed paper dollars? Are they still in good shape?
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:16 am
by RickD
1over137 wrote:
So back to the topic. Several times it happened that I washed 1 euro coin.
Rick, have you washed paper dollars? Are they still in good shape?
Yes, paper dollars. And they're still in good enough shape to be used in a Pepsi machine. My wallet looks a little "bleached" though, and I didn't even use bleach.
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:58 am
by Kurieuo
I like how nice and shiny coins seem to get after being washed.
You can also bite them knowing they haven't dropped in a toilet or something worse. Err... not that I bite them.
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:19 am
by RickD
Kurieuo wrote:I like how nice and shiny coins seem to get after being washed.
You can also bite them knowing they haven't dropped in a toilet or something worse. Err... not that I bite them.
Is this strange coin biting fetish an Australian pastime? Or, are you weird even compared to all the other english prisoners in your land?
I wonder if your fellow compatriot Danieltwotwenty is a coin biter too.
And speaking of toilets, on another note, my dog has discovered how to lap water out of the toilet. And it tickles when I'm reading the newspaper.
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:25 am
by Furstentum Liechtenstein
How is it that Kurieuo and Dan220 have internet access? Prisonners here do not have internet access.
FL
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:58 pm
by RickD
I had to sneak my iPhone into the asylum.
Re: I'm guilty of money laundering
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:24 pm
by 1over137
Kurieuo wrote:I like how nice and shiny coins seem to get after being washed.
I like this too.