Evidence for God from Science

Find the thing which answers all these:



1: This existed before God.

2: This is greater than God.

3: This is more evil than Satan.

4: The poor have this.

5: The rich need this.

6: If you eat this, you die.

Is the answer "nothing"?

Find the thing which answers all these:

It can't be "nothing", because nothing is not a thing.


It's a trick question.

FAIL

Seraph wrote:Is the answer "nothing"?

RickD wrote:

Find the thing which answers all these:

It can't be "nothing", because nothing is not a thing.


It's a trick question.

FAIL

Oh, shut up. My wife will be in Hell Florida next March 15-22. Wanna guess how many pairs of shoes she'll come back with?

FL

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:

Seraph wrote:Is the answer "nothing"?

RickD wrote:

Find the thing which answers all these:

It can't be "nothing", because nothing is not a thing.


It's a trick question.

FAIL

Oh, shut up. My wife will be in Hell Florida next March 15-22. Wanna guess how many pairs of shoes she'll come back with?

FL

Yes. My guess is 7 pairs. Including alligator boots.

Tell Imelda Marcos Liechtenstein I said hello.

The Sunday School/Catechism teacher was speaking to her class about life and death. ''Did you know,'' the teacher asked, ''that we can die a peaceful or a horrible death?'' The class was silent. ''Is anyone able to give me an example of a peaceful death?'' the teacher asked. Silence...finally, little Hana raised her hand, ''Yes, Hana?''

- ''My Granpa died in his sleep!''

''Well, yes Hana! That is an excellent example of a peaceful death!'' The teacher continued, ''Now does anyone know what a horrible death would be like?'' Again, silence. The teacher looks around at her class and sees Hana's hand raised...again. Reluctantly, she says, ''Yes, Hana?''

- ''My Granma, my uncle and my aunt died when Granpa fell asleep while driving his car!''

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:The Sunday School/Catechism teacher was speaking to her class about life and death. ''Did you know,'' the teacher asked, ''that we can die a peaceful or a horrible death?'' The class was silent. ''Is anyone able to give me an example of a peaceful death?'' the teacher asked. Silence...finally, little Hana raised her hand, ''Yes, Hana?''

- ''My Granpa died in his sleep!''

''Well, yes Hana! That is an excellent example of a peaceful death!'' The teacher continued, ''Now does anyone know what a horrible death would be like?'' Again, silence. The teacher looks around at her class and sees Hana's hand raised...again. Reluctantly, she says, ''Yes, Hana?''

- ''My Granma, my uncle and my aunt died when Granpa fell asleep while driving his car!''

Hana, is that true?

RickD wrote:

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:The Sunday School/Catechism teacher was speaking to her class about life and death. ''Did you know,'' the teacher asked, ''that we can die a peaceful or a horrible death?'' The class was silent. ''Is anyone able to give me an example of a peaceful death?'' the teacher asked. Silence...finally, little Hana raised her hand, ''Yes, Hana?''

- ''My Granpa died in his sleep!''

''Well, yes Hana! That is an excellent example of a peaceful death!'' The teacher continued, ''Now does anyone know what a horrible death would be like?'' Again, silence. The teacher looks around at her class and sees Hana's hand raised...again. Reluctantly, she says, ''Yes, Hana?''

- ''My Granma, my uncle and my aunt died when Granpa fell asleep while driving his car!''

Hana, is that true?

Do we have little Hana on this forum to answer you?

Oh, you're a silly little Hana, aren't you?

Rick, are you talking with yourself? Am worrying about you.

An attractive blonde woman with a Ph.D goes to a department store and sees a shiny silver object. ''What is this?'' she asks the clerk. ''A thermos,'' the clerk answers, ''it keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' So the smart blonde buys the thermos.

The next day, she brings the thermos to work and sets it on her desk. A blonde co-worker asks her, ''What is that, Hana?'' Hana proudly answers, ''It is a thermos! It keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' ''Wow!'' the co-worker exclaims! ''What have you got in there, Hana?''

''Hot coffee and ice cream!''

FL

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:An attractive blonde woman with a Ph.D goes to a department store and sees a shiny silver object. ''What is this?'' she asks the clerk. ''A thermos,'' the clerk answers, ''it keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' So the smart blonde buys the thermos.

The next day, she brings the thermos to work and sets it on her desk. A blonde co-worker asks her, ''What is that, Hana?'' Hana proudly answers, ''It is a thermos! It keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' ''Wow!'' the co-worker exclaims! ''What have you got in there, Hana?''

''Hot coffee and ice cream!''

FL

We have this joke in Slovakia but with policemen.

Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:An attractive blonde woman with a Ph.D goes to a department store and sees a shiny silver object. ''What is this?'' she asks the clerk. ''A thermos,'' the clerk answers, ''it keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' So the smart blonde buys the thermos.

The next day, she brings the thermos to work and sets it on her desk. A blonde co-worker asks her, ''What is that, Hana?'' Hana proudly answers, ''It is a thermos! It keeps hot foods hot and cold foods cold!'' ''Wow!'' the co-worker exclaims! ''What have you got in there, Hana?''

''Hot coffee and ice cream!''

FL

Gotta love blonde Hana jokes.

1over137 wrote:Rick, are you talking with yourself? Am worrying about you.

Actually Hana, it's quite alright to talk to one's self. On the other hand, talking with one's self may get one sent away to the funny farm.