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Honesty

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:19 pm
by RickD
My wife and I were getting ready to go out to dinner, and my wife was getting dressed.

Wife:
"I look fat. Tell me a compliment."



Me:
"You have perfect eyesight."

Re: Honesty

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:30 am
by Byblos
RickD wrote:My wife and I were getting ready to go out to dinner, and my wife was getting dressed.

Wife:
"I look fat. Tell me a compliment."



Me:
"You have perfect eyesight."
R.I.P. Rick, you'll be missed. y[-o<