A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
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A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
What do you get when you mix a chicano with a muslim?
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
I don't know. What do you get when you mix a Chicano and a Muslim?
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
Somehow I don't think that's a very nice word. 
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
well it depends on the context you use it, and in this context of humor and jokes, it's hella-funnyRickD wrote:Somehow I don't think that's a very nice word.
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?
A: because anyone who can run, jump, or swim, has crossed the border.
A: because anyone who can run, jump, or swim, has crossed the border.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
I didn't even know they had an Olympic team, but why? LOL
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oh now you're getting down and dirty with the jokes., you're in Phillips playfield now with the "illegals" in the country 
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
why did the blind man stopped skydiving?
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And so what's so funny about one believing our country ought to uphold the laws of the land, that we should expect people to obey our legal process for immigration?
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You Americans are concentrating too much on your southern border and ignoring that the northern border is an entry point for all manner of respectable-looking jihadisPhilip wrote:And so what's so funny about one believing our country ought to uphold the laws of the land, that we should expect people to obey our legal process for immigration?
...carrying Canadian passports.FL
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Yeah, carrying hockey sticks peeking out from the top of their rolled up prayer rugs.You Americans are concentrating too much on your southern border and ignoring that the northern border is an entry point for all manner of respectable-looking jihadis
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Re: A Chicano + A Muslim = what?
Well...sort of. I was in Burlington, Vermont a while ago, in the parking lot of a shopping center. On seeing a large number of hijab- and niqab-veiled women in said parking lot, I commented to my wife in French, ''Why does the USA let all these hostile Arabs live in their country?'' One of the niqab-wearing women overheard my French, whereupon I understood that she was a tourist just like me. She just glared at me. I felt like telling her in French, ''Don't worry, that bomb doesn't show under your black poncho'' ...Philip wrote:Yeah, carrying hockey sticks peeking out from the top of their rolled up prayer rugs.You Americans are concentrating too much on your southern border and ignoring that the northern border is an entry point for all manner of respectable-looking jihadis
but I held my peace.I can be polite sometimes!
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Lonewolf wrote:why did the blind man stopped skydiving?
I know the answer to this one
Cause it scares the crap outta the dogs
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So what comes first FL the chicken or the egg?Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Well...sort of. I was in Burlington, Vermont a while ago, in the parking lot of a shopping center. On seeing a large number of hijab- and niqab-veiled women in said parking lot, I commented to my wife in French, ''Why does the USA let all these hostile Arabs live in their country?'' One of the niqab-wearing women overheard my French, whereupon I understood that she was a tourist just like me. She just glared at me. I felt like telling her in French, ''Don't worry, that bomb doesn't show under your black poncho'' ...Philip wrote:Yeah, carrying hockey sticks peeking out from the top of their rolled up prayer rugs.You Americans are concentrating too much on your southern border and ignoring that the northern border is an entry point for all manner of respectable-looking jihadis
I can be polite sometimes!
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