Evidence for God from Science

GENESIS
God: Alright, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
Satan: You should do the thing.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
God: What happened!?
Adam & Eve: We did the thing.
God: Guys . . .

THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
God: You are my people, and you should not do the things.
People: We won't do the things.
God: Good.
People: We did the things.
God: Guys . . .

THE GOSPELS
Jesus: I am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and what you to live. Don't do the things anymore.
Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
Other people: We've never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking.
Jesus: I have never done the things.
Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things.
Pilate: Did you do the things?
Jesus: No.
Pilate: He didn't do the things.
Other people: Kill him anyway.
Pilate: Okay.
Jesus: Guys . . .

PAUL'S LETTERS
People: We did the things.
Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things.
People: Okay.

PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
People: We did the things again.
Paul: Guys . . .

REVELATION
John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.

THE END



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Jac...

When did you develop a sense of humour?
LOL !

Maybe it was requirement for the certificate

So its not "Some time during eternity, some guys showed up....."?

Audie wrote:So its not "Some time during eternity, some guys showed up....."?

No, no. You're confusing theology and philosophy.

Byblos wrote:

Audie wrote:So its not "Some time during eternity, some guys showed up....."?

No, no. You're confusing theology and philosophy.

Ferlenghetti was confused? Who knew?
Now things are all spinning seemingly out of control

I think I understand...but I have a question.

Do we still have to not do the things?

And can Jesus help us to not want to do the things?

I don't want to do the things...but sometimes I think I do the things anyway...

TheBarrd wrote:I think I understand...but I have a question.

Do we still have to not do the things?

And can Jesus help us to not want to do the things?

I don't want to do the things...but sometimes I think I do the things anyway...

Yes to all of the above.

Jac3510 wrote:GENESIS
God: Alright, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
Satan: You should do the thing.
Adam & Eve: Okay.
God: What happened!?
Adam & Eve: We did the thing.
God: Guys . . .

THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
God: You are my people, and you should not do the things.
People: We won't do the things.
God: Good.
People: We did the things.
God: Guys . . .

THE GOSPELS
Jesus: I am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and what you to live. Don't do the things anymore.
Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
Other people: We've never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking.
Jesus: I have never done the things.
Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things.
Pilate: Did you do the things?
Jesus: No.
Pilate: He didn't do the things.
Other people: Kill him anyway.
Pilate: Okay.
Jesus: Guys . . .

PAUL'S LETTERS
People: We did the things.
Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things.
People: Okay.

PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
People: We did the things again.
Paul: Guys . . .

REVELATION
John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.

THE END



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I needed that Jac.

La Bible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmFAHBTmQbk