Evidence for God from Science

An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walked into a bar.

I only know because they told everyone in two minutes.

I dont get it

A man walks into a bar and says....



Ouch!

A dyslexic walks into a bra.






And I don't get the joke either.

Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?

RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?

Yeah, this.

IceMobster wrote:

RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?

Yeah, this.

I've honestly never met anyone in a bar, or otherwise, who told me they are atheist, vegan, or a crossfitter.

But I don't get out much anyways. This ankle bracelet is keeping me in the house.

Whats a crossfitter?

Storyteller wrote:Whats a crossfitter?

A cross dresser who exercises.

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A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

RickD wrote:

IceMobster wrote:

RickD wrote:Maybe atheists, vegans, and crossfitters need to tell everyone that they're atheists, vegans, and crossfitters?

Yeah, this.

I've honestly never met anyone in a bar, or otherwise, who told me they are atheist, vegan, or a crossfitter.

But I don't get out much anyways. This ankle bracelet is keeping me in the house.

"the bar" is probably the internet... If not, then my answer is as same as yours.

Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

There was this truck driver driving down the interstate when he noticed a woman trying to change a flat tire on a car and he could tell she needed help,so being nice he pulled over and changed the flat tire for her.Then he asked where is your husband? And she said in the back seat asleep.

A blind man walks into a bar . . .








































































































































































and orders a drink.

What, where did you think that was going?

Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."

Good God! That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416

related pic to the OP, I suppose.

IceMobster wrote:https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416

related pic to the OP, I suppose.

I think that just adds to the stereotype that all vegans are gay.