Evidence for God from Science

This is not a joke!

Cow farts can now be regulated in California
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We should all just go vegan.

No more cow fart problem.

Vegans are better people, anyways.

Vegan farts > danger than cow farts.
How so?
Simple:
Cows eat grass or gain and fart, producing CO2 gases based on primary digestion via 5 stomachs ( food is far more digested).

Vegans eat refined grains and vegetables and fruits and fart, producing CO2 gases AND numerous toxic by-products of the other items digested.

So, Cow farts = CO2
Vegan farts = C02, CH4, N2, S8 and so forth !

It seems that, if you are gonna regulate farts, it should be vegan/human farts.

PaulSacramento wrote:Vegan farts > danger than cow farts.
How so?
Simple:
Cows eat grass or gain and fart, producing CO2 gases based on primary digestion via 5 stomachs ( food is far more digested).

Vegans eat refined grains and vegetables and fruits and fart, producing CO2 gases AND numerous toxic by-products of the other items digested.

So, Cow farts = CO2
Vegan farts = C02, CH4, N2, S8 and so forth !

It seems that, if you are gonna regulate farts, it should be vegan/human farts.

Good points, Paul.

I may have to rethink becoming a vegan.


But if that's true, how come all vegans I know, think their farts don't stink?

RickD wrote:

PaulSacramento wrote:Vegan farts > danger than cow farts.
How so?
Simple:
Cows eat grass or gain and fart, producing CO2 gases based on primary digestion via 5 stomachs ( food is far more digested).

Vegans eat refined grains and vegetables and fruits and fart, producing CO2 gases AND numerous toxic by-products of the other items digested.

So, Cow farts = CO2
Vegan farts = C02, CH4, N2, S8 and so forth !

It seems that, if you are gonna regulate farts, it should be vegan/human farts.

Good points, Paul.

I may have to rethink becoming a vegan.


But if that's true, how come all vegans I know, think their farts don't stink?

Most are liberals and leftist I guess....
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RickD wrote:

PaulSacramento wrote:Vegan farts > danger than cow farts.
How so?
Simple:
Cows eat grass or gain and fart, producing CO2 gases based on primary digestion via 5 stomachs ( food is far more digested).

Vegans eat refined grains and vegetables and fruits and fart, producing CO2 gases AND numerous toxic by-products of the other items digested.

So, Cow farts = CO2
Vegan farts = C02, CH4, N2, S8 and so forth !

It seems that, if you are gonna regulate farts, it should be vegan/human farts.

Good points, Paul.

I may have to rethink becoming a vegan.


But if that's true, how come all vegans I know, think their farts don't stink?

well, since they believe that their [poop] doesn't stink, it's a logical conclusion to believe the farts don't either.

Vegetarianism kills.

My evidence? Adolf Hitler. Case closed!!

Plus he had flatulence so bad he had to take pills for it. He also hated smoking with a passion.

So therefore, one can conclude that vegetarianism + tobacco-free = megalomania which leads to genocide.

While veggies may appear nice on the outside, in reality they're ticking time bombs.

How does collecting money from people stop global warming? Can you buy global cooling? Maybe if we give out enough money we can also stop earth quakes, hurricanes, and tornadoes, and tidal waves. They want to shut down farms, cars, industries like coal but how do you shut down a volcano that won't comply with their global agenda, maybe they could fine the volcano . Also we have active volcanoes under the sea, we need to divers and subs that will go down 5000 ft to stop them from ruining the aquatic life and releasing their poisonous gasses into our atmosphere