Evidence for God from Science

Rather than make this topic about one funny duck story, anybody have funny animal stories in general? Like getting bit by a coked-up raccoon inside a biker's barn when you were 10? If so, share them below!

What could be more innocent than ducks? They're goofy looking, docile, peaceful waterfowl that also make funny noises.

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"Nine police officers, a riot van and two police cars helped the RSPCA seize two ducks that were being cared for in a cardboard box by a homeless man who gave up smoking cannabis to look after them."

Only in America England!

This one time I saw some houseflies on a table buzzing around each other. At the end of it one took his leg and tried to swat the other fly.
Not sure if it's funny to others but it was to me.

So one day two bears in a zoo were walking towards each other. They stood up to show off and then one decided to...
dance. More specifically it was shaking for whatever reason.