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If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:42 am
by ultimate777
Are you eligible to become president?

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:54 am
by edwardmurphy
Depends who you ask. For example, there are some out there who would say no if the question referred to Barack Obama, but would vote for Ted Cruz in a heartbeat. Go figure.

As far as the actual law, here you go.

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:23 am
by RickD
Ultimate,

Were you born a broad?
:thanks:

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:06 pm
by Nessa
RickD wrote:Ultimate,

Were you born a broad?
:thanks:
Would an overweight broad be a broad broad? y:-?

And skinny broad be an oxymoron? heehee

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:23 pm
by Philip
Would an overweight broad be a broad broad? y:-?

And skinny broad be an oxymoron? heehee
Rick, how dare you masquerade as if it were Nessa who posted the above - I can spot your well-honed sexism anywhere. You should apologize to Nessa - no respectable lady would call another woman a "broad." Er :? Uh. :roll: :shakehead: Although some might let it pass if you called them a "skinny broad." :mrgreen:

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:42 pm
by RickD
Philip wrote:
Would an overweight broad be a broad broad? y:-?

And skinny broad be an oxymoron? heehee
Rick, how dare you masquerade as if it were Nessa who posted the above - I can spot your well-honed sexism anywhere. You should apologize to Nessa - no respectable lady would call another woman a "broad." Er :? Uh. :roll: :shakehead: Although some might let it pass if you called them a "skinny broad." :mrgreen:
I think my humor is rubbing off on Nessa. She's actually quite brilliant for a broad. And as a blonde broad, she's downright amazing!

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:16 pm
by Philip
She's actually quite brilliant for a broad. And as a blonde broad, she's downright amazing!
I'll tell ya what's even more amazing - that you live in this century and some dame hasn't killed you yet - especially your wife! :pound: You must be handsome AND rich!

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:19 pm
by RickD
Philip wrote:
She's actually quite brilliant for a broad. And as a blonde broad, she's downright amazing!
I'll tell ya what's even more amazing - that you live in this century and some dame hasn't killed you yet - especially your wife! :pound: You must be handsome AND rich!
Women love men who put them in their place. My wife loves it when I talk chauvinist to her.
It must be my sense of humor, because I'm neither handsome, nor rich.

Re: If your mother was a citizen and you were born abroad

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 7:49 pm
by Philip
My wife loves it when I talk chauvinist to her.
Yeah, my wife just loves it too.

:roll: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars: :fryingpan: :stars:

For some reason, I have a rather flat head and a constant clanging sound in my ears!