God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
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God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
I had an idea for a Twilight Zone-like thingie about baseball. Take a guy like Casey Stengel right after the Yankees fire him.
He gets a job managing a team like the 1962 Mets. One night before the season starts he gets struck by lightning.
Something strange happens. He can tell just before every plate appearance where the other team will hit a fair ball IF they do.
Not that they always will. They could strike out, walk, or even be intentionally walked. I think that might turn a team that would otherwise be 40-120 to one that's 120-40. You could always play fielders in the right place and intentionally walk them if they would hit the ball somewhere you don't like.
If an opposition player walks or strikes out maybe there is no such thing as where they would have hit a fair ball.
Do you think God would know?
He gets a job managing a team like the 1962 Mets. One night before the season starts he gets struck by lightning.
Something strange happens. He can tell just before every plate appearance where the other team will hit a fair ball IF they do.
Not that they always will. They could strike out, walk, or even be intentionally walked. I think that might turn a team that would otherwise be 40-120 to one that's 120-40. You could always play fielders in the right place and intentionally walk them if they would hit the ball somewhere you don't like.
If an opposition player walks or strikes out maybe there is no such thing as where they would have hit a fair ball.
Do you think God would know?
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
God's not a baseball fan.
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
That is because, USUALLY, it's very boring!God's not a baseball fan.
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
It's only boring to those who don't understand the game.Philip wrote:That is because, USUALLY, it's very boring!God's not a baseball fan.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
Nah, basketball is more interesting.
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
I think God knew and knows about it.
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
Which must make it even MORE boring, LOL.I think God knew and knows about it.
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
God told Ted Cruz's father that basketball went down the crapper after Larry, Magic, and Michael retired.thatkidakayoungguy wrote:Nah, basketball is more interesting.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
There's still good ones, I think Kareem's still kicking, yes?RickD wrote:God told Ted Cruz's father that basketball went down the crapper after Larry, Magic, and Michael retired.thatkidakayoungguy wrote:Nah, basketball is more interesting.
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Oh yes, I forgot about him. He's on the same team as Pistol Pete, and George Mikan.thatkidakayoungguy wrote:There's still good ones, I think Kareem's still kicking, yes?RickD wrote:God told Ted Cruz's father that basketball went down the crapper after Larry, Magic, and Michael retired.thatkidakayoungguy wrote:Nah, basketball is more interesting.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
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Re: God, baseball, and the Twilight Zone
There's also Steph Curry, Russel Westbrook, and Kevin Love.RickD wrote:Oh yes, I forgot about him. He's on the same team as Pistol Pete, and George Mikan.thatkidakayoungguy wrote:There's still good ones, I think Kareem's still kicking, yes?RickD wrote:God told Ted Cruz's father that basketball went down the crapper after Larry, Magic, and Michael retired.thatkidakayoungguy wrote:Nah, basketball is more interesting.