Evidence for God from Science

I need your services. Need to increase my 'happiness hormones' levels.

Am your audience. (There was not proper 'listening smiley'. Need to add one.)

That's a lot of pressure Hana.

Hmmm...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

When I was single and a woman asked my for my services to increase her happiness levels, it usually meant something very, very naughty and sweaty !
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...

PaulSacramento wrote:When I was single and a woman asked my for my services to increase her happiness levels, it usually meant something very, very naughty and sweaty !
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...

Also along those lines, I don't know why my wife continually nags me to do stuff.

If I say I'm going to do something, I'll do it. There's no reason she has to remind me every 6 months.

Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...

Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.

Wife: Those are about the most highly erotic words you've ever spoken to me - I can't wait until after dinner!

It works!

Rick:

Philip wrote:

Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...

Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.

Wife: Those are about the most highly erotic words you've ever spoken to me - I can't wait until after dinner!

It works!

Rick:

I'm not sure I need to make it so complicated. Usually when I say, "Baby, get naked." It has the same outcome.

You're such a charmer! How DO you do it (get away with it)?

Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.

My FB announced that this I posted 5 years ago:

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
-- Hugh Sidey
A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.
-- Thomas Carlyle

1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.

I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man.

Kurieuo wrote:

1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.

I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man.

That's so sexist!*








*but true.

*but true.

Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians!

Philip wrote:

*but true.

Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians!

Wasn't that in the 1600's? I didn't think you were that old!

Yuk.

1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.

The Apostle Paul would probably disagree along with some other biblical authors/figures. He said it's better to be single.