Evidence for God from Science

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into
the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
nearly laughing,

"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,

"Shall We Gather at the River."

"Beer is a sign that God wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin


Did you hear about the minster who was having trouble with his deacons? He was getting worked up on a sermon about Jesus casting out demons, and he yelled out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THIS MAN? HE WAS FULL OF DEACONS!"