The lion in my wardrobe

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The lion in my wardrobe

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This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
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theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
You're not being truthful. You're lion.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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RickD wrote:
theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
You're not being truthful. You're lion.
...You need some hot chocolate...
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B. W. wrote:
RickD wrote:
theophilus wrote:This morning I opened the door to my wardrobe and found a lion in it. When I asked him what he was doing there he replied, "Narnia business."
You're not being truthful. You're lion.
...You need some hot chocolate...
And pie.
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow




St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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