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Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:28 pm
by Philip
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:29 am
by RickD
As long as you live under MY roof...
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:58 pm
by Nessa
RickD wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:29 am
As long as you live under MY roof...
Pastor better make sure he is giving a good sermon....
Worship leader sings off key... no prob... get the good old tazer out..
wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 1:07 pm
by Philip
wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
Ness, don't give Ricardo any ideas!
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:12 pm
by RickD
Nessa wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 12:58 pm
RickD wrote: ↑Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:29 am
As long as you live under MY roof...
Pastor better make sure he is giving a good sermon....
Worship leader sings off key... no prob... get the good old tazer out..
wife doesnt make a good sammich after church....
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:08 pm
by 1over137
Sad stuff
and hard stuff for her pastor (assuming her pastor is a good one
)
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 2:18 pm
by RickD
Spare the taser, spoil the child...
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:04 pm
by Philip
My dad didn't use a taser, but I knew not to challenge him about sleeping in for church or school, unless I was truly sick.
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 4:02 pm
by RickD
Philip wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:04 pm
My dad didn't use a taser, but I knew not to challenge him about sleeping in for church or school, unless I was truly sick.
When you were a kid, tasers didn't exist yet. Come to think of it, churches and schools didn't exist yet either.
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
by Kurieuo
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
by RickD
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?
Make them eat vegemite for a week?
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
by Kurieuo
RickD wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?
Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
by RickD
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?
Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?
You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:57 pm
by Kurieuo
RickD wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?
Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?
You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Are you saying there's something wrong with Mrs. K's cooking?
Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:07 pm
by RickD
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:57 pm
RickD wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm
Kurieuo wrote: ↑Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:18 pm
You guys don't want to know what I do to my kids when they don't get up for church...
Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?
Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?
You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Are you saying there's something wrong with Mrs. K's cooking?
No, she's a woman, she must be a good cook.
Don't change the subject. Tell us how you torture your children when they don't get up for church.