Ya gotta be kidding me!
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Re: Ya gotta be kidding me!
Looking good Don!
Only when the blood runs and the shackles restrain, will the sheep then awake. When all is lost.
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Now all he needs is a Melania.
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A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.
"I never said that all conservatives are stupid people but it is true that most stupid people are conservative."
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?Fliegender wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:28 am A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.
“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”
“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”
“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”
The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.
“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.
The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”
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Oh, I get it! He wished for a 12" Bic...ycle.Fliegender wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:18 pmA guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.
“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”
“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”
“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”
The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.
“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.
The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony