Evidence for God from Science

Philip wrote: ↑Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:08 pm

Fliegender wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:28 am A rich American walks into a posh restaurant with a Mexican, a Brazilian, a South African, a Moroccan, a Spaniard, a Dutch, a Dane, a German, an Israeli, an Indian, a Chinese and a Japanese. The Maître d’ looks the group over and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen but you can’t come in here without a Thai.

RickD wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?

Fliegender wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:18 pm

RickD wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:24 pm Did you hear the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?

A guy from Florida walks into a bar and sits beside a man who’s holding a 12 inch BIC lighter.

“Cool lighter” the Floridian says, “Where’d you get it?”

“Ah, I rubbed this bottle of Jack Daniels and a genie came out and gave me one wish.”

“Cool!” says the Floridian, “can I try it?”

The Floridian rubs the bottle and out comes the genie. “I wish for a million bucks!” says the Floridian.

“You’re wish is granted” says the genie as he disappears back into the bottle. Just then, a million ducks walk into the bar. There are ducks everywhere! “No, no no! I want a million BUCKS not ducks!” says the Floridian.

The man with the lighter says, “Join the club. Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch BIC...?”