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Mastermind
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by Mastermind » Mon May 09, 2005 9:01 pm
Are you suggesting that I kill myself? What kind of Christian are you.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
AttentionKMartShoppers
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Tue May 10, 2005 7:43 am
Sounds like Mastermind to me..."LET THEM EAT CAKE!"
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
Felgar
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by Felgar » Tue May 10, 2005 5:37 pm
On second thought, that would be TruthBeTold's fate, if we didn't ban him. He could stay up on his comp for hours on end, averaging 2 posts / minute for 3 weeks.
It's an act of mercy to ban him, really.
Mastermind
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by Mastermind » Tue May 10, 2005 5:39 pm
Felgar wrote: On second thought, that would be TruthBeTold's fate, if we didn't ban him. He could stay up on his comp for hours on end, averaging 2 posts / minute for 3 weeks.
It's an act of mercy to ban him, really.
Trolls don't burn their vitality like that. I should know, I troll plenty of message boards.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
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by Felgar » Tue May 10, 2005 5:47 pm
I guess you don't find nearly as much humour in the whole thing as me...
Mastermind
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by Mastermind » Tue May 10, 2005 5:50 pm
Why would I? Do you think I spend all my time online or some.... oh wait.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
AttentionKMartShoppers
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Tue May 10, 2005 6:45 pm
And it dawns on him.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
kateliz
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by kateliz » Tue May 10, 2005 7:27 pm
How do you guys fit so many postings into your days? Since I've been back to work I've found it a little difficult to keep on top of things here! I've actually begun to check my e-mail for updates on the threads while I'm waking up one of my Nanny Girls! She has a computer in her bedroom that's constantly on-line, so it's relatively convienient. Then I come home and stay on here too late and go to work tired. I can't imagine how you regulars have stayed so consistantly on top of things for so long!
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by Mastermind » Tue May 10, 2005 7:30 pm
Hi kateliz.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Tue May 10, 2005 7:40 pm
Mastermind wrote: Hi kateliz.
"She just wanted me for my pimp juice"
Mastermind is getting flirtatious, every man woman and child, RUN! Guard your legs, he goes after anything
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
kateliz
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by kateliz » Tue May 10, 2005 7:54 pm
What are you guys talking about?!
Kmart, those two comments I shall not quote you on are very offensive.
MM, huh? It's pretty and all, and, uh, thank you... but huh?
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Tue May 10, 2005 8:13 pm
kateliz wrote: What are you guys talking about?!
Kmart, those two comments I shall not quote you on are very offensive.
MM, huh? It's pretty and all, and, uh, thank you... but huh?
WHAT?!
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
Mastermind
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by Mastermind » Tue May 10, 2005 8:23 pm
kateliz wrote:
MM, huh? It's pretty and all, and, uh, thank you... but huh?
Don't let kmart intimidate you, I just let him off his leash for an evening stroll. Enjoy the rose.
Are you threatening me Master Skeptic?
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by AttentionKMartShoppers » Tue May 10, 2005 8:25 pm
Mastermind wrote: kateliz wrote:
MM, huh? It's pretty and all, and, uh, thank you... but huh?
Don't let kmart intimidate you, I just let him off his leash for an evening stroll. Enjoy the rose.
Mastermind is the good guy and I'm the bad guy? What the heck.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous